Yes, I know Dim hasn't been on lately, if at all, so I decided to make a whole post dedicated to him. Yes, not just half a post, not just a quarter of a post, but ONE WHOLE POST!!! Dim must feel very proud.
When asked what he wanted to put in the post, he said singing lessons (he was obviously listening to Britney at the time), and so it was done. Here are some step-by-step instructions to be just as good as the famous Dim himself.
1. Make sure the house is empty. You wouldn't want to burst anyone's eardrums just yet.
2. Find a good song. Make sure it has swearing in it. English swearing.
3. Scream the words as loud as you possibly can. If the neighbours complain, scream louder. They really like it, they're just pretending they don't.
4. If you get tired, drink water. Then keep screaming.
5. If you get scared or worried, repeat steps 1-4 outside.
And, if you do these steps properly, you will end up with the final result;
The Ultimate Musical Experience
When asked what he wanted to put in the post, he said singing lessons (he was obviously listening to Britney at the time), and so it was done. Here are some step-by-step instructions to be just as good as the famous Dim himself.
1. Make sure the house is empty. You wouldn't want to burst anyone's eardrums just yet.
2. Find a good song. Make sure it has swearing in it. English swearing.
3. Scream the words as loud as you possibly can. If the neighbours complain, scream louder. They really like it, they're just pretending they don't.
4. If you get tired, drink water. Then keep screaming.
5. If you get scared or worried, repeat steps 1-4 outside.
And, if you do these steps properly, you will end up with the final result;
The Ultimate Musical Experience
